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English Husband Wife Jokes

Dedicated to all mothers

Papa – โ˜บ Whom u like more Mamma or Papa..?? Kid – 😒 Both Papa – 😐 No tell me 1..? Kid – 😒 Both Papa – ๐Ÿ˜‰ If i go to America & Your Mother go to Paris Where will u go.? Kid – 😒 Paris.. Papa – ๐Ÿ˜• It Means You Like Your […] Continue reading โ†’


A WOMAN’S WEEK AT THE GYM….. If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. ———————————————————————————————————- Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the […] Continue reading โ†’

Husband wife jokes

In the morning, wife asked for newspaper .. Husband – How backward you are… The world has progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my iPad …. Wife killed the cockroach with the iPad…. Husband unconscious …:oops: Moral of the Story: Whatever wife asks…, GIVE!!!😂😂😂 Continue reading โ†’

Husband and wife jokes

Frustrated husband : I seriously think that my wife is a distant cousin of Nathuram Godse. Friend: Y do u think so?? Frustrated husband: She has been systematically eliminating all Gandhijis frm my wallet! !..😆😝 Continue reading โ†’

Funny jokes

โ˜โœˆโ˜โœˆโ˜โœˆโ˜โœˆโ˜ Rajesh and Mona  flying to Australia to celebrate their anniversary when suddenly, over the PA system, the Pilot announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should […] Continue reading โ†’

Happy wife’s day

Today is ‘WIFE’S’ DAY! Always Love the ‘Wife’. No Life without Wife. Remain Loyal & Faithful to Wife. Keep Wife Happy & Satisfied…. Never mind “Whose Wife” HAPPY ‘WIFE’ DAY! Poori Ramayan Biwiyon ki Kahani hai! LAXMAN apni biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala gaya… RAAVAN doosre ki utha ke phas gaya… Sugreev ne RAM […] Continue reading โ†’

Heights of being smart

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud’nt control his curiosity n asked “Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. ………….. […] Continue reading โ†’

Cheers to all married women

โœ’…if we lose a pen, we can buy new one;  but if we lose a pen cap, we cannt buy it…so love your husband, coz all Dhakkans are important 😝😝😜😜 Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I […] Continue reading โ†’