Breaking the Good News

Wife : Ek baat bolu?

Husband : Bolo

Wife : Maaroge to nahi?

Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?

Wife : Mai pregnant hun…

Husband : Hurray !!! Its good news, lekin dar kyu rahi thi?

Wife : College ke dino me papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi…