BF: Tum is Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Ladki Ho

‘Boy: I Love you,tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho..
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhsebhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai..
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha..
Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaarkarte toh kabhi mud kar nahidekhte..”I HATEYOU”
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikali..

“Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston”

Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kisse dunga?
Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa?
Ladki ne ring box main dekha..
Girl: Ye to khaali hai…
Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaarkarti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke isme ring hai ke nahi?”I HATE YOU”
Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai UtniHi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai..!!’