Best Hindi Jokes Collection on WhatsApp

Taxiwala:-
“Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi,  kya karu?”
Gujrati Passenger :- “PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!” 
Best jokes evr …..
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
“The”
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!……
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega…..
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Wife : “Naari” Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  ‘Sahan Shakti’ 
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Ladkiwale – Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho….
Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le……

Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane  wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega….