Basis Of Offering a Job

Interviewer: Why should I appoint you Operation Manager for this factory?

Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, my grandmother was murdered by our servant (who taught me playing football) and I was angry at this. Later, my father broke his leg in an accident. I became more angry. So, please give me this job.

Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can you ask for a manager’s job just on the basis of your grandmother and father’s sufferings?

Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi can ask for PM’s post for same reasons, can’t I ask for manager’s job. You must be from BJP if you don’t buy this logic… huh!!