Arnab Goswami jokes

For all Arnab Goswami Fans

After creating this complex world, GOD was worried that who will decide what is right and what is wrong? So, HE created Arnab Goswami.

I hope the next episode of Satyamev Jayate focuses on how Arnab Goswami has been terrorising the country
for years.

‘Why? Why? The nation demands an answer!’ — Arnab Goswami to waiter at Shiv Sagar, after being told the idlis are over.

Arnab Goswami was created to balance Manmohan Singh’s silence

If Arnab Goswami and Dolly Bindra get married.. Their kid would be d most advanced sound system ever built on d planet, noe?

Arnab Goswami should change his twitter Bio from
‘Fearless’ Journalist to ‘Hearless’ Journalist.

If you ever see a picture of Arnab Goswami with a
closed mouth, that camera has a good sutter speed and

Arnab Goswami ko CID mein dalo. “Times now investigates”

Wish there was an android app to keep arnab goswami quiet… wud be bigger than saving battery life or angry birds

Rajinikanth is the only one who completed his sentences in an Arnab Goswami interview.

Breaking News: Arnab Goswami insures his throat and neck for 50 crore rupees

To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, Mathematicians r working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds