Always Tell Your Wife the Truth

A lady tells her husband to go to the
store to buy cigarettes.
He walks down to the store to find it
closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to
use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman
& starts talking to her. They have a
few beers & one thing leads to another
& they end up in her apartment.
Later, he wakes up & realizes its 3 AM
& says,
“Oh no, its so late, my wife’s going to
get really angry. Have you got any
talcum powder?”
She gives him some powder.
He rubs it on his hands & leaves.
At the door, angry wife “Where the
hell have you been?”
“Well, honey, I went to the store like
you asked, but they were closed. So I
went to the bar to use the vending
machine. I saw this great looking girl
there & we had a few drinks & one
thing led to another & I ended up in
bed with her.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!”
She sees his hands are covered with
powder. “You God damn liar! You
were playing pool again!”
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won’t believe you anyway.