Alok Nath jokes Trending on Twitter

Some of the jokes trending on Alok Nath are:

1) Salman Khan is still Virgin because of
Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar

2) When Alok Nath was born doctor said,
“Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain.

3) Alok Nath smokes agarbattis.

4) Alok Nath’s wildest fantasies involve a
harmonium and Reema Lagoo.

5) For Alok Nath, Ram chahe Leela chahe
Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan.

6) Alok Nath call his wife ‘Samdhaan’.

7) If Alok Nath goes in Biggboss.. Every
morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa
and Mata Rani Aarti.

8) Poonam Pandey shud thank her stars that
Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her
life would’ve been hopeless & she would’ve
been jobless.

9) Rohit Sharma and Dale steyn should
watch some Alok nath movies and learn

10) Alok Nath was the first person to call
Parle as ParleG!”

11) Alok Nath only saw this season of Big
Boss. Kyunki Big Boss saath 7 hai

12) Why are people talking about alok nath?
PS. autocorrect turned him into aloo bath

13) Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did
surya namaskar.

14) Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian
Cricket team.

15) Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and
now we have Aashirwaad atta

16) Wat will Alok Nath ride if he stars in
Dhoom 3 ? Bullock cart.

17) Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy.
Today we know that boy as ARVIND

18) Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave

19) Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands
for Family

20) “Gandhiji used to call mahatma to Alok

21) “Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to
school instead of Notebooks.”

22) “Alok Nath is father to so may betas and
betis that when his family decides to go on
vacation they book a train!”

23) “Alok Nath wants twitter to add
‘Aashirwad’ button.”

24) “Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a
lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok

25) “When Alok Nath is around Even Salman
Khan behaves like a good son.”

26) “Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath
daughters because of their sanskar.”

27) “When you type Alok nath on Google
search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m
feeling Sanskari”.

28) “In school days, Alok Nath bunked a
lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.”

29) “The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in
his life are Haridwar and Pariwar.”

30) “‘Mujhe betiyon ki babuji banna hai’ -Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he
wanted to be when he grew up.”

31) “Alok Nath is such a personality that at
times his wife calls him bhaisaab.”