All new Alia Bhatt Joke Collection

Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper –  Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.

Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”

Varun – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Aliya – I can eat 6 apples.

Varun – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!

Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..

Aliya to Shraddha – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Shraddha – I can eat 10.

Aliya – Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia – When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?

Help Desk – Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.

Alia – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help Desk –

First time in the history it has happened….!

Rajnikant vs Alia.

Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Alia: Depend karta hai ….

agar horizontally half karo to ”0” or vertically karo to ”3”

😳 Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!