Alia Bhatt Jokes collection

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt:  Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
Died Laughing….


100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…

Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee – Y r u not running…?

Alia – My number is 4.


SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….

Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….


Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied…

FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died).

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died).

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)


Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – What should we do now?

Varun- We’ll take 50:50.

Alia- What about the remaining 900?

Alia Bhatt: Let’s go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you’re sick.


Alia reading newspaper..

“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..
Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.