Alia Bhat new jokes

: Alia bhatt: Hey dad,  what plans for weekend ?😬

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

Alia: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt:
jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa

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Alia reading newspaper..(the joke doesn’t end here. :P)

News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping 