For all ‘Daroo’ loving guys.. enjoy this:
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth
– George Burns
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on –
I take a drink only on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk
I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
You look like I need another drink!
I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen!!