Adult Jokes: A Lonely Woman Checked Into a Resort

A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she’d seen advertising regarding male escort services and sensual massages.

She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and picked up the phone.

“Hello?” a male voice answered.”How may I help you?”

“I hear you give a great massage, and I’d really like to experience one,” the woman said.

“Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I’m in town, I’m all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips and everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up and cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I want to do it all. How does that sound?”

“That sounds great,” the man replied, “but you need to press 9 to make an outside call…this is Hotel Reception”