A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife
Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a tender golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband : WOW…SOUNDS YUMMY??
WHAT IS IT CALLED?
Wife : Dal Chaval!