A potato was interrogated by police

This is a real prize winning PJ…

A potato was interrogated by police…
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After three hours of torture he brokedown and said :

Main batata hoon…
Main batata hoon!
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And the saaga continues
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A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police
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After several hours, he too broke down & said ..
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Ho mich kela….
Ho mich kelaaa!!!
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One more similar story
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Wheat was arrested under section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police
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He too confessed….
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Haan saab main gay hu….
Haan saab main gay hu!!!
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Do you know about the peacock who got arrested????
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It died during police interrogation
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Now he is no MOR….
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Bandar yeh sab sunkar itna disturb ho gaya,
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He went to the Himalayas
for Mon-key Shanti….