A Message to the Weather

Dear Weather,
       Please stop being so cold.
       We don’t have hot boyfriends,
       we already have cold husbands!    

Sincerely,
…All wives…

Reply from husbands

Dear Weather,
       Please stop being so cold.
       We have hot girlfriends,
       But our cold wives didn’t allow to meet them!
                        Sincerely,
…All husbands…