A Man Charged with NECROPHILIA

Have a laugh: man was brought before the judge
and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with
a dead person). The judge told him, “In 20 years
on the bench, I’ve never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good
reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw
away the jail keys in the toilet?” The man replied,
“I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It’s none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and…
3. I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS
acted that way!”
The case was dismissed and the judge
announced the following warnings:
For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.
For the guys: IF THERE IS
NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP
IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF
SHE IS ALIVE ….!!! Case dismissed