12 reasons why I chose Business as profession

Dedicated to all Businessmen

12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
1. I hate sleeping.
2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood.
3. I can’t Live without Tension.
4. I wanted 2 have a disturbed life.
5. I believe in Geeta “karm karo fal ki chinta mat karo”.
6. I wanted 2 take revenge on myself.
7. I love dreaming about, delivery, payments, orders.
8. I like spending time with staff, customer, govt babu than family, friends.
9. I love giving bribe.
10. I love 2 work on holidays.
11. I can’t live without mobile hooked on my ears even in the bathroom.

and the best one
12. I love begging for payments.