10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK:
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better (Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!)
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk…. awesome…