Jack wakes up with a huge hangover

 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home. The first thing Jack sees when he wakes up is two aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table next to them, a single red rose! He sits up and sees his […] Continue reading →

आत्महत्याएं दो तरह की होती हैं

 आत्महत्याएं दो तरह की होती हैं ! पहली (तेज और आसान) : गले में रस्सी डालो और पंखे से लटक जाओ ! दूसरी (धीमी और दर्दनाक) : गले में वरमाला डालो और ज़िन्दगी भर लटके रहो ! Dedicated to all Males who are married – “Keh Do Samunder Se Mujhe Jarurat Nahi Un Lehro Ki… […] Continue reading →

Be prepared for 31st.

 For my drinking buddies  Be prepared for 31st. … Side effects of alcohol…. And remedies!!! 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward… 2. Symptom : The wall […] Continue reading →

Happy Year Ending

 This joke is dedicated to all those in Sales.  A Man was waiting to cross d HighWay but was hesitant because of speeding cars. Suddenly d Yumdoot appeared & said, “Bachcha, Tu aise hi Darr raha haI…You are going to live past 90 year of age. Dont let such things scare you ever. The Man […] Continue reading →

Happy New Year Messages

 Jaan hai “JANUARY” Pyar hai “FEBRUARY” Mast hai “MARCH” Aasha hai “APRIL” Milan hai “MAY” Judai hai “JUNE” Jakhm hai “JULY” Ashiqui hai “AUGUST” Sitam hai “SEPTEMBER” Ok hai “OCTOBER” Nagme hai NOVEMBER Deedar hai.  DECEMBER HAPPY NEW IYEAR 2014 Before  4 days  Machli Ko English Me Kehte He FISH,  Hum Aapko Bahut […] Continue reading →

I LOVE MY MOM

 MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi, Jab  Beta  Pet  me  Laat Maarta  Tha,,,,,, . MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi, Jab  Beta  Gir  Jaata  Tha. . MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi, Jab  Beta  Bukhaar  Ya Sardi  me  Tadapta  Tha. . MAA  Tab  Bhi  Roti  Thi, Jab  Beta  Khaana  nahi Khaata  Tha,,,,,, . Aur, . ” MAA  Aaj  […] Continue reading →

Please Akash Ambani kiss my Hyundai I 20 from behind

 Dear Mr. Mukesh Ambani, I am a proud owner of a 2011, Hyundai I 20. Although the car is in good condition it’s old and my family thinks it’s outlived it’s life. It’s their constant nagging which prompted me to write this mail to you. I know your sense of largesse and your kind heartedness. […] Continue reading →

Papa Circus Dekhne Chale

 PL READ TILL END – Son : papa circus dekhne chale??? Papa : No………son I m busy Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. …!!!!! Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho….Har baat zidd karke manvate ho…. Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!!! Iske Aage ki kahaani… […] Continue reading →

Ek Hathi ney Chinti ko cheda.

 Ek Hathi ney Romantic mood mein ek Chinti ko cheda. Chinti ghussay mein Hathi ki bivi k pas ja k boli, Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko samjha lo Warna MARD humhare Bhi chichore hein Aur bhahar TUM bhi nikalti ho…  Continue reading →