Marathi Jokes: Couple at a Beach

 ती आणि तो. दोघेच. सूर्य मावळताना समुद्र किनारी बसले होते. शांत एकदम. समुद्राच्या लाटांचा तेवढा आवाज येत होता. बराच वेळ असा गेला. मग शेवटी न राहवून तिने त्याला विचारलेच. “का रे, एवढा शांत का?? काही बोलत का नाहीस?” त्याने काही क्षण तिच्या डोळ्यात पाहिले आणि शांत पणे किनार्यावरच्या वाळूत लिहिले… . . . . . […] Continue reading →

Medicare Labs Mix up

 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs. Joshi, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs. Joshi, this is Doctor kinitkar at metro Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Joshi arrived as well… We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. […] Continue reading →

Whos the Boss?

 BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office ” I’M THE BOSS, DON’T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS ” He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk: Your Wife called, she wants the Poster back at HOME…. Continue reading →

Couple in Garden

 Boy & Girl were sittin in a garden they Saw 2 dogs Kissing Each Othr. Boy- Baby, Tuzi permission asel tar Mi Pan.? . . . . Girl- Ok, Pan Sambhalun Kutri Chawel.! Continue reading →

Best of Marathi Jokes

 Best of Marathi jokes… Police catches 4 boys on bike.. Police: Riding triple seat is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho? Boy shocked, looks behind and says: Aayla…Pakya padla watata!!. ——————– 1manus dusryala- Udya me tula phone karto. Dusra manus- Ok, pan parva mala parat manus kar..! —————– To tila mhanala… Jina sirf mere liye! […] Continue reading →

A Veg Joke

 A Veg Joke… Couldn’t Stop Laughing Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next Morning a Friend Asked Onion ‘How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said ‘Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi… Continue reading →

Who is RAJIV DIXIT?

 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAJIV DIXIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is RAJIV DIXIT? Why media not broadcast his death News? Who was Rajiv Dixit? राजीव¬ दत कोणथे?????????? 1) Rajiv Dixit was one who used to say PEPSI- COKE are the PESTICIDES and Toilet cleaner. He was the First Indian Who started the movement against this PEPSI and COKE. In 1998 […] Continue reading →

Hyderabadi Goes to KBC

 Abdul Hyderabadi: Ammi, mai KBC se bolra, abba ka naam kya re? Options hai 1.Salman, 2.Suleman, 3.Salim 4.Raheman Ammi: Sawal kitne ka re? Abdul: 5000 ka Ammi: Quit kar ke ghar ku aaja !! 5000 k vaste muhalle me jhagda nako.. Continue reading →

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

 THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE- Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on […] Continue reading →