Dhantrayodashi ki Shubh Kamanaaye

 “.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.”.,.” This is the blessing of 33,00,00,000 GODS for you.. May it remove all problems from your life on this SPECIAL DAY Dhantrayodashi ki Shubh Kamanaaye Continue reading →

Aaj Kal ke Bacche

 Photographer studio me 8 saal ke bacchey se bolta hai : Meri taraf dekho beta, Is camera se Kabutar niklega. Baccha: Jaahilon wali baat mat kar. Focus adjust kar Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke saath, ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, High Resolution me pic aani chahiye. Facebook pe upload karni hai. Warna paise nahi […] Continue reading →

Neels First Visit to his Girl friends Place

 Awesome.. must read… Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya,uska stomach kharab tha us din.puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi,gf ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya. GF’s father:- hello beta neel,how are you? Neel:- m […] Continue reading →

Noiseless Diwali

 How does a married man celebrate a noise free Diwali? . . . . . . Ans: Sends his Wife to her Parents home. 2nd version of same joke Be eco friendly…. Celebrate noiceless Diwali….send ur wife to her parents home…. Continue reading →

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay

 Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say Jana Aisay Main Kahan JaoGi Barsaat Bohot Hay Wo Kehne Lagi Jana Mera Bohot Zaroori Hay Nahi Chahti Dil Todun Tera Par Majboori Hay Gar Hui Ho Koi Khata To Maaf […] Continue reading →