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Salary day special !!!

 Salary day special !!! 9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received… Salary credited to ur a/c Me : Yipeeee.. 9.01 : *beep beep* Home EMI auto debited.. 9.02 : *beep beep* Car loan EMI auto debited.. 9.03 : *beep beep* Credit card bill auto debited.. 9.04 : *beep beep* Phone bill auto debited.. 9.05 : *beep […] Continue reading →

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

 HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after few hours and then analyze The situation. If they are […] Continue reading →

What is marketing?

 What is MARKETING ? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing. 😀 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see […] Continue reading →

A management lesson for all

 There was a king he had 10 wild dogs… He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all… So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. So the […] Continue reading →

Marketing funda

 What is MARKETING ? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing. 😀 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see […] Continue reading →

Gabaar was a management guru

 Gabaar was a management guru as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay   1. Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya … Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business 2. Kitne admi the … Its important to know the […] Continue reading →

Rickshaw walla better than Priest

 A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Mumbai. God : Take this gold robe & […] Continue reading →