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Mess with seniors, and you’re going to lose.

 This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There is nothing worse than a Doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of […] Continue reading →

Finally … DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp smileys’ emotions !!

 Finally … DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp smileys’ emotions !! 😨 Headache 🙁 Depression 😱 Cataract 😎 Post Cataract Surgery 🙄 Facial Palsy 😁 Cavities 🔥 Acidity 🐖 Obesity 😈 Diarrhoea 🙇 Schizophrenia 🎭 Multiple Personality 🐶🐹 Vitiligo 🐇 Albinism 😴 excessive sleepiness 👳 Sun Tan 🍟🍔 Bad Coronaries 🚬 Worst Coronaries 🍻🍸Cirrhosis of […] Continue reading →

Who were the Best Patients to Operate on

 Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I […] Continue reading →

Whatsapp emoticons

 Finally … DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp emoticons !! 😨 Headache 🙁 Depression 😱 Cataract 😎 Post Cataract Surgery 🙄 Facial Palsy 😁 Cavities 🔥 Acidity 🐖 Obesity 😈 Diarrhoea 💑 Abstinence Method 😓 Pregnancy test +ve 😅 Pregnancy test -ve 👪 Post C-Section 🙇 Schizophrenia 🎭 Multiple Personality 🐶🐹 Vitiligo 🐇 Albinism 🌊 […] Continue reading →

Ek Hospital chi Horror Story

 नक्की वाचा …स्वतःहून शेअर कराल 😀 . . “अहो डॉक्टर साहेब, या ICU रूमची वास्तू चुकलीये….  ” नाना खूप कासाविस होऊन डॉक्टरांना समजावत होते… यावर डॉक्टर हसले आणि बोलले,“अहो नाना, वय झालय आता तुमचे… जुने विचार सोडून द्या… हॉस्पिटलला कुठली आलीये वास्तू…..” यावर नाना बोलले, “अहो डॉक्टर साहेब, मी या हॉस्पिटलमध्ये येऊन ६महिने झाले… या […] Continue reading →

A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr.Santa

 This is classic!!! A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr.Santa, a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has […] Continue reading →

डाक्टर साब मेरा इलाज कर दीजिए

 मरीज- डाक्टर साब मेरा इलाज कर दीजिए.. Dr.-अरे भाई तुम्हारे तो हाथ जख्मी हैं, पैर, कमर टूटी है और सिर भी फूट गया है… तुम्हारा ये हाल कैसे हुआ…?? मरीज- चार मंजिल इमारत की छत पे रखी थी 500 ईँटे, जो सब नीचे लाना थीं, ऐसे 5-10 करके लाता तो परेशान हो जाता। तो मैने […] Continue reading →

Very touching story: Must read till the end

 Very touching story .. Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was bvery moron and all his classmates hate him for his stupidity especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling on him”you are driving me crazy Hameed” ..one day his mother went to check out […] Continue reading →

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

 Dear All, Please read this:- 1 Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. 2 You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. 3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your […] Continue reading →