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Can you buy me a giraffe?

Wife: Hubby, what are you going to buy me for our anniversary. Husband: Mmmmmmmmm, what do you like? Wife: Can you buy me a giraffe? Husband: Why would you want a giraffe, it is difficult to find. In any case you do not have space to keep it. Can you chose something manageable? Wife: Can […] Continue reading →

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s drunk

 Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff. But then the teacher realised that only Janie was […] Continue reading →

Punjabi boys are based on Beer fundamentals

 Names of most Punjabi boys are based on Beer fundamentals  Sample these names : 1. A guy who drinks beer with his team???                         Dalbeer !! 2. A guy who drinks beer with his family???       Kulbeer !!! 3. A guy who religiously drinks beer???                              Dharambeer !!! 4. A guy who drinks beer for happiness & satisfaction???                       […] Continue reading →

I hear you Sikh think you’re great drinkers

 Capacity to drink !!!! ‎ I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I hear you Sikh think you’re great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no-one here can drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes” The […] Continue reading →