Name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives

Teacher : “Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives ?” . . . . . . . . . Student : “Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king” !!! Teacher Fainted !

What does the Bengali bra do?

Subject: Bengali Bra Man found a saleslady, and told her, ‘I would like a bengali bra for my wife, size 34 B.’ With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, ‘What kind of bra ?’ He repeated ‘A bengali bra. She Continue reading

Ek aurat ne ek tota kharida

ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/-  mai kharida.! Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi Yeh mat kharido!! aurat nahi mani Qki, use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha..vo usko Continue reading

A grandma is shopping with her grandson

A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy & the grandma shouts, “Degree! Put that toy back.” A woman who is also shopping hears this & asks, “Is that his name?” The grandma replies,”Yes, I Continue reading

Akbar and Birbal adult Jokes

Maja na aye to paise wapas. . . . . Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Aadesh Diya A: Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal Puchunga B: Continue reading

One of best Suspense jokes

Dis is one of best suspense jokes😜 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Continue reading

A Woman pregnant with Triplets is Shot By a Robber

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach…. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in Continue reading

text me your first night experience and text it in code

A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them “Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code” Continue reading

Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Adult SMS – अगर निप्पल को हिंदी में बूंदी कहते हैं, तो बूब्स को क्या कहेंगे? . .. … बूंदी का लड्डु। ====================== Adult SMS – आजकल के बच्चों की हरामी पंथी: अध्यापिका: शोर मत करो नहीं तो निकाल के Continue reading

Air Force Pilot With A state-of-the-art Watch

An Air Force pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.    The woman notices this and asks, Continue reading