Category Archives: Adult Jokes and Non Veg Jokes

Adult Jokes and Non Veg Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”   Little Jimmy says: “I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the Finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an… Read More »

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few… Read More »

How do you guys do it?

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to… Read More »