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Adult Jokes and Non Veg Jokes

Adult Jokes and Non Veg Jokes

Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

 UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for […] Continue reading →

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer

 Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I’m Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I’m Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From […] Continue reading →

I was saying that I needed a handsaw

 A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can’t hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, “I,” then […] Continue reading →

how to put 2 holes into 1 hole

 Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. Kids came back the next […] Continue reading →

Private property – Stay Out

 A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out!’” The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have […] Continue reading →