Set of Latest Hindi Adult jokes

Sex karte time Wife – “Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho.” Husband proudly – “You LOVE my VIBRATIONS.” Wife – “Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai. ———————- Patient ne hospital me pahli bar surgical gloves dekha… Continue reading

Boss hired a hot secretary

Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!! Police: Who was there at that time in the room?? Secretary: I was there “” Police: What happened? Why did he Continue reading

Tennis Ball in pocket

While out one morning in the park, an adult jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he Continue reading

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf

U cnt beat dis ……  Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone’s house : They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. Man: I want to thank Continue reading

Texan in Spain Wanting to have the Spanish Delicacy

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell Continue reading

Name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives

Teacher : “Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people’s lives ?” . . . . . . . . . Student : “Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king” !!! Teacher Fainted !

What does the Bengali bra do?

Subject: Bengali Bra Man found a saleslady, and told her, ‘I would like a bengali bra for my wife, size 34 B.’ With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, ‘What kind of bra ?’ He repeated ‘A bengali bra. She Continue reading

Ek aurat ne ek tota kharida

ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/-  mai kharida.! Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi Yeh mat kharido!! aurat nahi mani Qki, use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha..vo usko Continue reading