दादा कोंडके शायरी

दादा कोंडके शायरी: मांगता हूँ तो देती नहीं हो, जवाब मेरी बात का..!! और देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है, रोम-रोम जज्बात का..  मूह में लेना तुम्हे पसंद नहीं, एक भी कतरा शराब का.. फिर क्यूँ बोलती हो Continue reading

Aurat ke Body mein woh kaunsi cheez hai

Aurat ke Body mein woh kaunsi cheez hai jise woh dabane nahi deti aur Admi Subah Shaam woh dabana Chahta hai. . USKA GALA..? Achcha socho kamino… Sirf profile picture pe tiranga lagane se kuch nahi hoga…

What is Viagra used for?

At school  Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: ‘Paracetamol ?’ ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’ Continue reading

एक डॉक्टर संता के पीछे ब्लेड लेके भाग रहा था

एक डॉक्टर संता के पीछे ब्लेड लेके भाग रहा था और चिल्ला रहा था: – “ठहर  जा बहन के लोड़े , तेरी माँ चोद दूंगा , रूक साले कमीने, एक बार हाथ लग जा तेरे को जान से मार दूँगा” Continue reading

The passengers of a crashing airplane

An airplane was going down & everybody knew they would crash in the ocean below. A rich lady takes off all her clothes and puts on every diamond she has on her body. The passengers all look at her and Continue reading

Happy Global Sperms Day

Today, lets have  a Moment of Silence in Honour of those children who were not born But were.. 1. Swallowed during a Blow job, 2. Thrown away in a Condom, 3. Washed in trousers  during Masturbation, 4.droped on someones breast Continue reading

A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION

This is a naughty one : A DAMN GOOD EXPLANATION – The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman And she was upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ Continue reading

The Black Bra story

The Black Bra story….. 3 adult ladies have a lunch get together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 5+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by Continue reading

Hindi Adult Jokes Collection

38 Sexy adult jokes 1. Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai” Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?” Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs MadarchodNe Garam Continue reading